I went to the movies this afternoon to see Fame with one of my good friends while Morgan watched Macias.
Upon arriving at the theatre I bought my ticket and went to use the restroom. Before me stood 6 choices.
1. use the stall with the pubic hair on the seat
2. use the stall with the toilet paper holder completely open with toilet paper falling out
3. use the stall with urine on the seat
4. use the stall with tons of tiny pieces of toilet paper all over the floor and toilet
5. use the stall with no door
6. use the handicap stall and look like a jerk because every other stall is available and I'm not handicapped
Which one would you have chosen?
p.s. No, I didn't forget to tell you which one I used. Just know that I washed my hands very well afterwards.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Choices
Posted by Allison Bonner at 8:53 PM
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Is there a choice? Seriously? The other choices made me handicapped, so my decision is obvious...
I have little to no shame about using the handicapped stall. It's so spacious.
which did you use? i would use the handicapped stall :) a little more privacy is a good thing.
I would have used the handicapped and/or the one with the pubic hair seeing as I don't ever sit on a seat unless it's absolutely necessary. I choose the "hover" method instead. So which did you choose?
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