This one takes the cake...

Today when I came home from work I checked the mail like I do every day. However, today I had a special surprise. Just one letter, that's all that was in the mailbox. But, as you will soon discover, it was the most important letter I have ever, or will ever receieve, and I don't even have to open it to know. No, I don't have x-ray vision...it's pretty much written all over the outside.

On the front:

"God's Holy Spirit instructed us to loan you this to start turning things around for you. So, here it is. Use it and be blessed."

On the back:

"Dear God,

With our Bibles opened to St. Matthew 18:19, we humbly and sincerely pray on bended knees for You to anoint this letter with Your precious and holy power to meet the most pressing needs that someone is facing as they open this church letter of prayer.

Heavenly Father, we pray that this one who needs this divine help will write their needs on page two of this letter and will place this blessed, biblical, Acts 19:11,12, Handkerchief and this sealed Bible prophecy under their side of their bed as they sleep tonight.

Let Thy power from heaven descend upon this home tonight and tomorrow night, after this one has mailed their most pressing needs back to this 56-year-old church ministry. We pray that they will break open this sealed prophecy after sunset tomorrow. Amen"

And that was just on the outside of the letter, imagine what's in store for me inside!

Now ask me why I don't have "faith" in religion...stupid scam artists.

side note: I know all religions, most religions, don't practice in this manner, but can you see how they can get a bad name? It's a disgrace to everyone I know who has complete and total faith.