More Cluck for your Buck

I had to take a trip to Petsmart today and decided to make a detour on my way home to pick up a cookies 'n cream milkshake from Chick-Fil-A for my honey. The following is the conversation that took place in the drive-thru...and can I just say...why does this always happen to me???

attendant (man/boy): Welcome to Chick-Fil-A, I'll be right with you

me: okay

15 seconds later...

attendant: cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cccllluuuccckkk! cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck , cluck - this goes on for a good 20 seconds with a grand finale of..."meow!"

10 seconds later...

attendant: Thanks for holding, what can I get for you today?

me: can I just get one cookies 'n cream milkshake?

attendant: No.

me: PLEASE?!

attendant: That will be $2.99, please drive up to the window

What the crap!?! I think this one even beats the time I was in the drive-thru of a Taco Bell in Boise and the attendant said, in his best pirate's voice, "Arrh, Welcome to Long John Silver's, What can I get fer yer?"

Oy!!!